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two reminders (Score:2)

by lachoy (1663) <chris.winters@gmail.com> on 2004.12.23 15:43 (#37083) Homepage Journal

First, one of the only jokes I can ever remember:
Q: "What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?"
A: "Make me one with everything."
Second, Wiener World in downtown Pittsbugh has (or had) a fairly small sign in the window that said bluntly: "JARED DOESN'T EAT HERE."

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- 2nd part of the first joke (Score:1)
  
  by da (1525)
  
  ...Then the Dalai Lama says, "Where's my change?" and the hot dog vendor says, "Change comes from within."
  
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  -DA [coder.com]

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