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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • You do know that running into the bathroom door is actually the oldest (and probably poorest) excuse one can have for the stigmata of a fight?

    • Do I really look like the fighting type? :)
      • Actually, with your stitches, you probably do look like the fighting type... The type that loses the fights and tries to hide it with lame excuses like "No, I wan't in a fight, I ran into the door. And then I was so dizzy, that I fell into the stairs. And bumped my head on the ramp. Twice.".

        You won't fool us. ;-)

  • Of several things... (each of them reminds of the next one)

    Once when I was a kid, after switching bedrooms in the house, I got up in the middle of the night and rushed to the bedroom's door to go to the bathroom (in the dark, of course). At least I rushed to the place where the door used to be in the other bedroom... there was a wall there instead...

    And once, when I was studying in Braga, I got up suddenly and turned to my right side... in Viana, my hometown, I can leave my bed through any side; in Braga,
  • 3 millimeter deep, 7 centimeter high gap on my forehead

    Ouch... :-| That must have hurt... :-|

  • When I was 12, I decided to leap down to the bottom of some stairs at my grandmotherss house. I didn't notice that there was a beam part way down that effectively knocked me on the forehead and flat onto my back. Luckily it was a fairly minor gash.