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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I much enjoyed the journal entry by Penn Gillette [pennandteller.com] when a security guard grabbed his crotch under similar circumstances in 2002.

    Quote:

    I said that I had talked to two lawyers and they said it was really a weird case because no one knows if he can be charged with assault and battery while working in that job. But I told her, that some of my lawyer friends really wanted to find out. She said, "Well, we're very new to this job . . ." and I said, "Yeah, so we need these test cases to find out where you stand."

    She said, "Well, you know a LOT about this." I said, "Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me..."

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    -DA [coder.com]