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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • ...I once decided, for some reason I still do not quite understand, that cutting a large Tootsie Roll was best done with a nice sharp razor blade. Tootsie Rolls are a bit greasy, so when I attempted a gentle tug to get the blade unstuck I slid right out of the Tootsie Roll and whacked a huge deep gash in 3 of my fingertips on my left hand.

    This was years ago, but it was sufficiently deep that a thick, obvious scar lays across the middle fingerprint, and two less obvious ones match the arc if I curl my fingers properly. It's really quite embarrassing, considering that I can't explain why I was cutting Tootsie Rolls with razors in the first place.

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