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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • the other day when cleaning out a closet upstairs and ran across a note stuffed in a book from an ex that was 10 years old. He was a cad and the sex was great but I dumped him when he started boning the 20 year old lab tech in our research lab. I must have saved the note because it was so absurd as I dumped him and he was telling me how it was ok I was dumping him but could I please come over and give him a back rub. A year or so later I heard that he got the 20 year old pregnant and was being sued for paternity :) Console yourself with thinking that it wasn't a loss but a gain.