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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • It's not an ambiguous sentence -- the author is saying that if they don't remove the debris, they're planning to have the crane take out a helicopter, and sell tickets.

    SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! See Craninator, the Whoopin' Ass Crane, take down Chopicopter The Chopper! The ticket buys you the whole seat but you'll only need the edge!
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    You are what you think.