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The classic version is... (Score:3, Funny)

by dws (341) on 2003.02.16 12:49 (#17111) Homepage Journal

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's a hardware problem.

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- Re:The classic version is... (Score:4, Funny)
  
  by rafael (2125) <{rgarciasuarez} {at} {gmail.com}> on 2003.02.16 15:10 (#17119) Homepage Journal
  
  Of course variants can be found :
  Q: How many extreme programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Two (Firstly to write the regression tests, then to declare that it's a hardware problem)
  (by Nicholas Clark in p5p)
  
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  - Re:The classic version is... (Score:1)
    
    by chromatic (983)
    
    ... if they're not pairing, it's not XP!
- Re:The classic version is... (Score:2)
  
  by lachoy (1663)
  
  Or of course:
  
  Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. They just redefine the standard for light to be darkness.

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