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• But you bought the magazine... (Score:2)

  by bart (450)

  It's not like you took it back and asked for your money back, did you?
  
  If enough people acted like you did, People got their money's worth.
  • Re:But you bought the magazine... (Score:2)

    by pudge (1)

    Actually, I didn't buy the magazine. And I don't even know what the baby looks like, either. The whole post was a lie.
    
    • Re:But you bought the magazine... (Score:1)

      by Beatnik (493)

      You say that now, after you got a letter from their lawyers? ;)
      
      ..and ofcourse I didn't buy the new Playboy to see this month's playmate boob job..
      • Re:But you bought the magazine... (Score:2)

        by pudge (1) on 2006.06.12 3:13 (#48152) Homepage Journal

        Heh. I just got sick of the crap about this new baby and how everyone is saying it is the most perfect baby ever, and I thought how funny it would be if it turned out to be really ugly. Of course, very few babies are ugly, but this would be one of the few.
        

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        • Re:But you bought the magazine... (Score:1)

          by Beatnik (493)

          Considering Angelina and Bradd need their daily dose of make-up to look picture perfect (no pun intended), I hope their baby wont be hooked to eyeliner, mascara and lipstick.
        • Re:But you bought the magazine... (Score:2)

          by drhyde (1683)

          ALL babies are hideously ugly. They all look like Winston Churchill's bastard Chinese child.
          • Re:But you bought the magazine... (Score:2)

            by TeeJay (2309)

            Some are worse than that - one of my colleagues just had a child and he looked like margaret thatchers press secretary - bernard ingham instead of churchill... I was so taken aback that I actually blurted out "christ it's berhard ingham but shrunken by some bond vilain's ray gun!"

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            @JAPH = qw(Hacker Perl Another Just);
            print reverse @JAPH;
            • Re:But you bought the magazine... (Score:2)

              by pudge (1)

              Wow, they must love you. :)