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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • Would it help to motivate you if we just started calling you Hagrid? ;-)
    • That's really more of a gnat [perl.org] thing. Think about it -- he has to work with dangerous animals (the bestiary [oreilly.com], as well as Larry, the Damian, and the like), he lives way out on the fringes of civilization (Colorado is close to Wyoming, which is definitely NOT civilization), and he always stands out in a crowd (though it's probably because of his taste in clothing and not his height).

      I'd better stop here, before I cast Snape and Mad-Eye Moody. :)