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by TorgoX (1933)

Palestine-Israel [suck.com] is my favorite African ethnic civil war! And so much easier to cover than Zimbabwe or anything.
I say we evacuate the place and terraform it with giant space lasers. This time I want fjords. As someone who has a fjord in their front yard (or vice versa), I can attest to them being very calming.
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  by hfb (74) on 2003.05.21 4:40 (#20343) Homepage Journal
  
  We shall call it..."The Alan Parsons Project"! :) Maybe a cooler climate with snow 9 months out of 12 would help too.
  
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    by TorgoX (1933)
    
    I am pleased to see that we agree on this most crucial point: There is no problem so big or so small that we cannot fix it with a giant orbiting laser, and the threat of radical climate change.

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