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cats are bastard people (Score:1)
I've been living with one [marian] for ten years and I've often described our household as being "occupied territory." You see, my cat is a terrorist. Using guerilla tactics, cruel mind games and low animal cunning, my cat has taken possion of:
He rousts me out of bed at the crack of dawn to feed him; he interrupts my work for a head rub; he interrupts again later for more food; finally, he nags me to go to bed at his c
Re:cats are bastard people (Score:2)
Time to return fire. I suggest going to kinko's to make a load of leaflets and engaging in PsyOp [specialoperations.com] tactics to wear down his resistance. :)
Re:cats are bastard people (Score:1)
Like this? [montypython.net]
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