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  • HA! (Score:2, Funny)

    by jjohn (22) on 2002.04.22 7:55 (#7340) Homepage Journal

    That quote made me laugh out loud! Imagine a forward that begins:

    Gentle reader, the work you now hold in your hands was the result of a troubled mind. The fickle forces of nature and nuture conspired to produce in the author a kind of fever that has been captured in this manuscript. Despite the valiant efforts of family, friends, and editors, little could be done to sharpen the dull edge of the author's reason. This work contains sentence fragments, muddy paragraphs, and tedious chapters that lead up to the most unfulling and, frankly, bewildering conclusion yet produced by a modern pen. In an effort to answer the question that you will mostly likely have after wading through this dreck, this foreword concludes with panacea of our times: These things happen.