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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • Surely you can make it work using tied filehandles. It won't be dead easy, it won't be the fastest, but at least you can make it behave like filehandles.

    Another option would be to make the readers separate processes, which print the virtual file contents through their STDOUT, which you can then pipe back into your program.
    • Surely you can make it work using tied filehandles. It won't be dead easy, it won't be the fastest, but at least you can make it behave like filehandles.
      BLALHRARHALHBLAHGH!

      I just figured it out. See edited post.