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  • HELLLPPPPPPPPPPP Is there ANY kind soul out there willing to save me from MARITAL DISASTER? You see, my wife and I stopped in Houston, TX recently (We are from Maryland, we were at the airport). And she tried a SHIPLEY'S doughnut from a shop at Bush Int'l Airport. One of those standard Shipley's, raised, lightly sugared. Game Over Man. She fell in love with them. Now I must find SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE on the planet who would be kind enough to buy me a box of the sugar raised and send them to me here in Maryland in time for Christmas ... I am desperate. Will pay for one dozen doughnuts, shipping your time and expense and a little extra if you'd just be so kind. Please help! Desperate Dan