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c'mon gnat (Score:2)
You're an awesome bullshit artist who is capable of blowing sunshine up the darkest arse...I have confidence that you will write the most fawning prose for the PHP book. Just download some porn and have at it! :)
Re:c'mon gnat (Score:2)
It only took me an HOUR to write this shit. Here's what I came up with for the 150 word text (yes yes, it's 155, eat me).
Re:c'mon gnat (Score:4, Funny)
Just say "PHP: Porn Hooters and Poontang. What every programmer cannot ever have too much of!" Watch it fly off the shelves! ;)
Copy is hard...read more yuppie catalogs to get such gems like "Mug comes equipped with a handle designed to keep the mug cold and your hand warm"...holy cow man, a mug with a handle! I need 12 of those!
In all honesty, it reads like you're stretching as the Crate and Barrel copy above. Why do people like PHP and why would they bother buying the book? I'm interested in the book because I've taken a shine recently to a PHP photo gallery application. So, the mug comes with a handle engineered for my hand...does it do anything else?
and yes, the bs artist comment was something of a compliment :)
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