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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • you're alive schwern. :)
  • It's the only time I threw up 14 times in one night....is murder on the stomach muscles. :-/
    • Getting drunk also counts as food poisining?? In theory, beer is a beverage, containing a poison (alcohol). In large quantities, it can result in throwing up a lot :)
  • I ate the turkey sandwich from a booth at a conference in Kansas City.

    One hour later . . .

    My brother kept me company as I staggered outside the conference hotel to the park across the street. Hung over a trash barrel for a while.

    Back in the hotel room . . . wouldn't you know it . . . the toilet isn't working right.

    The front desk calls for the plumber. Plumber puzzled . . .

    Oh no Mr. Plumber Man, don't stand in the way! Ewww . . .

    Plumber figures out what's wrong. The toilet tank is filled to the br