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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I once lost the key for my bicycle lock. I went to the police and asked them how I should break open the lock without looking like a thief. They said: "Don't get caught."

    I took a bolt cutter, went to the bike (which was parked in a rather livley area, right in front of a big subway station), cut the lock open and drove home.

    Didn't get caught, BTW...
    • How to do it:

      • Wear a suit (so you don't look like a suspect)
      • Go with a bunch of friends
      • Take your time
      • Optionally, shout it loud and clear: "MAN, I HOPE I *NEVER* LOSE THE KEY TO THE LOCK AGAIN!"

      Hum... I think I just came up with a cool way to rob bikes... :-)