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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • by jjohn (22) on 2002.10.13 22:27 (#13869) Homepage Journal
    ATTN: TorgoX
    FROM: ACNTG
    RE:   COST OF USE.PERL.ORG POSTS

    TorgoX,

    It has come to our attention that your online
    diary at USE.PERL.ORG has cost this company in
    the neighborhood of $822 billion dollars.  As
    valued as your thoughts are, this cost can no
    longer be born by this company in these trying
    economic times.  Therefore, we ask you to
    consider using some of these cost-cutting
    measures to help us to continue supporting
    your online content.

    * Eliminate unnecessary markup.

      Your use of fancy HTML entities accounts for
      much of the cost of publishing your journal.
      Please use single quotes (') or, if needed,
      two single quotes ('') in place of double
      quotes. You are enjoined from using those fancy
      side quotes in future entries. Bulleted lists
      will no longer use <UL> tags, but simple
      asterisks.

      Blockquotes are RIGHT OUT.

    * Fewer entries with fewer words.

      You lead the USE.PERL.ORG community in number
      of posts.  Some of your entries are quite
      lengthy.  Please limit yourself to only one post
      per day of 25 words or fewer.

    * Serif fonts.

      You are no longer allowed to use san-serif
      fonts.  Serifs are there for a reason: to make
      the letters easier to scan.  The number of
      tech support calls this company has received
      from speed reading accidents alone has trebled
      since you published your first journal entry.

    Your attention to these requirements is greatly
    valued.