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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • Gosh, you mean that all this time I thought I was taking a stand against vanity by not obsessively obscuring The Royal Gorge from public view I was really just being "fashion-forward"?

    Life can be so cruel...

  • Girls in low-slung jeans sit insouciantly on bar stools, "presenting" their rears like primates in heat.
  • for the Gap to start showing ads for asscrack jeans with the "I'm coming out" jingle much like the singing belly button ads which nearly scarred me for life. Unless you're a 17 year-old girl with a pristine, firm, sag-free, zit-free ass, it should be illegal to show your asscrack in public...unless you're a plumber, of course. Every once in a while I see a big fat guy on a bicycle with a hairy buttcrack sticking out of his far-too-tight cycling shorts and I have to resist my gag reflex as I whiz by. I guess