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• get another opinion (Score:2)

  by jmm (276)

  On a date, should I go shooting first, gambling second, or vice versa?

  Well, you could ask your date for her preference. Then you could check with your wife.
  • Re: (Score:1)

    by jdavidboyd (3251)

    Almost perfect answer. Now that it is the 21st century, you should have said "check with your significant other".
    • Re: (Score:2)

      by jmm (276)

      When I last met Chris (aka pudge), he had a wife with him.  (OSCON in 1999)  Now that it is the 21st century (and a decade later) he might have an SO rather than a wife, but I prefer to assume that people have not changed marital status unless I have information to the contrary (and it was only half a decade later when I wrote the reply).
• Shoot first (Score:1)

  by bluto (225)

  On a date, should I go shooting first, gambling second, or vice versa?

  If you are gambling a lot of money, and aren't good at handling losses, I'd say shoot first and ask suicidal questions later, after you've run out of bullets. :-)
• Shooting first (Score:1)

  by jdavidboyd (3251)

  and shooting second.
  As to gambling, why do you want to throw away the money you've worked so hard to acquire?
  
  • Re:Shooting first (Score:2)

    by pudge (1)

    As noted, it's very near my house. I am no fan of gambling, which is why I've got to check it out.
    
• Juxtaposition (Score:1)

  by chaoticset (2105)

  I suppose if you were looking to really mix things up well you could shoot gamblers and then gamble with shooters, but it doesn't sound like a good idea. :)

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