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Stupid Words for Stupid Discussions (Score:1)
I propose to replace the word "fast" in "X isn't as fast as Y" with "blurgle". After that, replace the word "scale" in "X doesn't scale as well as Y" with "pbibbip". That way, innocent bystanders who'd normally find these arguments convincing can realize that statements such as "Java isn't as blurgle as C++" and "Perl doesn't pbibbip as well as Java" are completely useless.
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Re:Stupid Words for Stupid Discussions (Score:2)
Re:Stupid Words for Stupid Discussions (Score:1)
The fact that you have to spit -- a lot -- while trying to pronounce it is a feature.