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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • by vsergu (505) on 2002.05.31 16:08 (#9018) Journal
    As far as I know, the Smoking Man never wrote bizarre patriotic songs and sang them at assemblies of his subordinates, and I don't believe he ever had himself anointed with cooking oil. I doubt he was interested in covering up naked statues either.

    Besides, you can't very well be running things from the shadows when you're occupying offices like senator and attorney general.