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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • my eyes just feel a bit tired and look like I've smoked a couple kilos of marijuana

    Maybe you did, and simply imagined all this.

    Anyway, I once asked a friend of mine who had had taken an injection in the eye:

    - "How do they prevent you from moving the eye while they're giving you the shot?"

    - "They give you an injection."

    - "Yes, but how do they make sure you don't move the eye?"

    - "They give you an injection."

    - "Yes, but what I'm as-"

    - "Dude, you don't understand... There's a *needle* in