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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • That's a nearly ideal solution for the spammer problem. However, I worry about the dangers of interstate transport. Perhaps we should simply seal them all in a rocket bound for the sun?
    • Isn't that a waste of rocket fuel? I mean, have you seen the price of gas this week? If cars get ~30 mi/gal, and the sun is 93,000,000 miles away, that'll take, oh, about 3 billion gallons of gasoline!!!

      Don't worry about the interstate transport problems though. All convoys to Yucca Mountain are under heavy escort, with all cargo in secured containers that the DoE has rendered leakproof. If you can get the spammers onto the Yucca Mountain Express, there's no chance they're getting out.