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  • Skunks for one. I never actually got sprayed by a skunk but on two occasions I had close encounters.

    The first was funny. It was late fall in Maine and morning dew is actually frost. The wooden steps of the porch I was climbing made a loud snapping noise as as they "gave" under my weight. A startled skunk below sprayed leaving the porch stinking to high heaven. I almost feel bad for the people that lived there - being bad tippers and all.

    The second was karmically not funny - I walked through long grass where a skunk had very recently sprayed. The fake leather shoes I was wearing were cracked and absorbed the moisture. Being very poor (fake leather shoes), I didn't have anything else to wear to school. Word of advice, do not try to cover up skunk with cheap ladies perfume - Kids can be cruel.