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  • Py, go to when he isn't looking and put The cat who...cookbook [], Cat Nips [] and The Kitty Treats Cookbook [] into his shopping basket and hit the '1-click' button. They'll arrive by mail and suddenly he'll start cooking for you :) I bake bicuits for HB at home. Clearly, you are more worthy than a mere dog for home baked treats.

  • My goodness, it sounds as if the Beast is truly beastly towards Pye!

    I wouldn't treat an animal like this, let alone someone so eloquent and poised. What is this about anyway, some weird S&M bondage thing?

    • Eh, it's not like Pye can do anything about it. Let him eat cake^Wpellets. Sorry, Pye, but it's the surivial of the fittest, and you are lucky to have what you've got. Count your blessings that he doesn't feed you the stale carcasses of those that have gone before you.