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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • by jjohn (22) on 2002.08.09 17:58 (#11601) Homepage Journal

    Currently the total is US$177,709,000.

    Man, if I had that kind of loot just drop in my lap through email, you'd better believe I'd take it! I'd get me a bunch fly choochies and a phat car and I'd tell Old Boss Man to shove the J-O-B! I would be all like "you can keep your damn apron! I ain't gonna work here no more!" And that's when I'd get all medieval on his ass! Dude, I'd be the motherf*cken Right Hand of God dealing out Justice with my many ringed finger.

    This Internet thing is OK. Titties and money delivered right to your door!