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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • He says, 'I know this sounds kind of anal-retentive,'

    He squeezes his car keys as he closes his car door to prevent closing the door without having them with him.

    I make this a practice too, but then I forget what I'm jangling the keys in my pocket for.