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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • My goodness, it sounds as if the Beast is truly beastly towards Pye!

    I wouldn't treat an animal like this, let alone someone so eloquent and poised. What is this about anyway, some weird S&M bondage thing?

    • Eh, it's not like Pye can do anything about it. Let him eat cake^Wpellets. Sorry, Pye, but it's the surivial of the fittest, and you are lucky to have what you've got. Count your blessings that he doesn't feed you the stale carcasses of those that have gone before you.