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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • by inkdroid (3294) on 2003.03.31 15:26 (#18558) Homepage Journal
    Don't forget the original caffeinated drink: coffee. Available in stores near you.
    • You, my friend, have just touched on a big sore point. Coffee is what I drink when I don't have change for the vending machine because, after all, it's free.

      Or was. (SOB!) As part of a money saving measure, our company has recently dropped all free coffee. And we can't have coffee makers on our desks, because that would violate fire codes, and they can't keep up with firecodes across the country. Oh, and they've got these lovely new vending machines that'll sell us a tiny cup of coffee without enough

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      J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers
      • Why not get that caffeine sludge from Thinkgeek.com?

        It has an insane amount of caffeine in it. Just add water. :-)

        Worst comes to worst there's always caffeine pills.

        Then again, the only caffeine I get is the iced tea I drink at lunch.
        • I love thinkgeek. :)

          No, the main issue about the coffee is, "How do I get my caffeine when I have no change in my pockets?"

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          J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers
    • I just read your posts title as Depleted Uranium Cafe. Urgh. That does conjure up a somewhat vivid picture now I'm forced to think about it, however.

      -Dom

      • Heh. This might make a good name for cafe in some hip neighborhood somewhere. More interesting than Disk Usage Cafe at any rate.

        ps. too much war here too. I wish we embed more journalists in the halls of congress to see what our congressmen and senators get up to.