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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • Your closing got me to thinking... so far we have:
    • perl - Makes easy things easy and hard things possible
    • VBA - Makes hard things easy and easy things hard to impossible
    And the following, avaliable for assignment:
    • Makes easy things hard, and hard things impossible
    • Makes easy things impossible, and hard things unthinkable
    • Makes easy things require 367 .dll files, 6 reboots, and a bluescreen every 5 minutes thereafter
    • Makes "Hello, world" into a 40 line program
    • Makes strings into integers, four per byte (five on DEC-10s/20s)