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  • I swear, anytime someone mentions Perl6 or lack thereof after 8 long years you are bitching about not getting paid or whining about how nobody loves you all. Should we buy you a violin, son? A hat to put out on the sidewalk to go with it?

    So-called "Open Source" projects that turn into dick slapping contests over the size of the budgets miss their own irony. Buy your own damn donuts. :)

    • Should we buy you a violin, son?

      I already have one, but it would be just swell if you could teach the Internet the basics of project management, and specifically the relationship between available workers and a schedule.

      • Well, only after you teach the Masters course in Why we should give a fuck if you all are getting a salary on the same level as another project with lots of commercial application and backers.

        It reminds me of the guy who did the original "Fools Errand" crypto game for the Mac. He announced he was working on the sequel for OSX and invited people to pay early (Damn you, pudge :)) Now, this was around the time Perl6 was announced. Six years ago I would have loved to have that game for hours and hours of enjo

        • Until sixty seconds ago, I thought that anyone who had spent any time at all around Jarkko, for example, would know the connection between the available free time of volunteers and the amount of practical work accomplished on a project.

          You don't have to care about any project, of course, but you don't have the right to tell volunteers what they should or shouldn't be working on or how much time they should or shouldn't spend on a project.

          • What, project management has become an exercise in whining about not getting paid? Jarkko had a day job and he spent all of his time outside of that day job on Perl. I'm not sure had someone been offering money that they could have afforded him. If anyone has less pity than me for the lot of you working for nothing I'd like to meet them.

            Do or don't but getting all bent out of shape over someone making a comment that may lead to Perl6 being a synonym for an eternal project isn't a way to generate sympathy

            • Jarkko had a day job and he spent all of his time outside of that day job on Perl.

              I can imagine you expressing strong words toward anyone who criticized the release schedule of Perl 5.8 for similar reasons. Lest you think I'm begging for money, let me be exceedingly clear about my point.

              See Spot. See Spot program. See Spot program four hours a week in his spare time.

              See Jane. See Jane program. See Jane program forty hours a week in her job.

              See Jane accomplish roughly an order of magnitude mor

              • I believe the thanks Jarkko got when he released 5.8 was a lot of grumbling about 'core bloat'. Although one person did send along a bottle of single malt. There were plenty of critics all along the way and his magnanimous public face was not always so at home. I would have intervened if he had decided to continue past 5 years of sadomaschochistic behaviour such as being the pumpkin is. I doubt 5.8 would have been released any sooner had he been on the payroll. I am similarly skeptical for P6.

                Jane ain't

                • Jane ain't gonna get a regular paycheck for P6 so Jane better cheer up and get on with it or find a more rewarding getting root canals.

                  This Jane would settle for a significant portion of the people who complain about the large gestation period of Perl 6 acknowledging that volunteers do not and will not work on predictable schedules.

                  I don't care if I never get paid for any of my work on this. That was never my goal nor a motivating factor. I want to use the results and I want other peopl

                  • Paid programmers generally dont' and won't work on predictable schedules. :)

                    I don't know that people complain so much about the long dev time for P6 anymore, they talk about it and many don't have any expectations that it will ever come to pass. Lowering expectations is less a criticism than bracing for reality. And after so many years, really, wouldn't you be prepared for that eventuality? 5.10 had some problems for a while in this vein, but fires got lit under asses and things got moving again. If 5.10