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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • memory (Score:3, Interesting)

    by gav (2710)
    Looks like adding some memory (and swap) might be a cheaper way to fix the problem.

    • Am I right in guessing that killing all spammers would be a more satisfying solution to the load problem? Can we reclassify them as terrorists and get someone else to do the dirty work?

      Heck, why don't we swap them for the current detainees in Gauntanamo Bay? I think that the excahange would bring visible improvement to many people's lives.

      • s/Gaun/Guan/ But yes, it would be quite short distance even from Florida, the spamming state of the world, to Cuba...
      • Actually I think I might rather have the pleasure of killing the spammers myself ;-)

        (after a little torture of course).
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