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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I wish people would realize that the situation in Philistia totally justifies my "crazy" terraforming ideas, where I fill in the eastern Mediterranean, so there'll be land enough for every aggro-narcissistic ethnic/religious clique (claque?) on Earth.

    Sure, there is the slight risk that my plans will go awry and it'll end up blowing a mile-wide hole in the Earth's crust, spraying enough gack into the atmosphere to put us into another ice age. But if you wanna make an omlette, you gotta break some eggs. Am I right, people?

    • I think that part of the world can live with a mile-wide scar in the crust. That will just mean that the Grand Canyon won't be the only surface feature on the planet with that property.

      The really crucial thing you can't do here is make a hole that's deeper than the Dead Sea. Imagine all of the tourist revenue the Israelis, Jordanians and Palestinians will lose if that becomes the second lowest point on land on the planet!