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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • Most of my life I've been unable to wake up to an alarm clock due to my rather extreme tolerance for annoyance. Little buzzy things do not wake me. Extremely loud things -- well, let's just say that setting a loud alarm clock within arm's reach of the bed results in me turning the alarm off in my sleep and waking up four hours later.

    The solution to this was an insanely loud alarm clock/radio, placed in the bathroom, set every night before I go to sleep. I'm forced to wake up -- not by the clock, but by the SOTF because the clock bothers her -- and then I make off to the bathroom to shut off the clock. Moving around that much actually wakes me up.

    I had good results with the Big Ben if I hid it from myself somewhere difficult to access. My Ben broke, though, and I never managed to replace it. Lovely clock.

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