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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • Every year this happens....get a fucking shoe and squish it! Problem solved! :)
    • I think it's the "black widow" angle that caught my eye. I didn't run into those kinds of spiders much when I was a kid. I now know that I was in prime brown recluse territory though. Yikes!
      • Missouri is prime territory for giant wolf spiders which are just grey furry versions of tarantulas. I was moving a palatte of bricks one summer for my dad and I got to the last row next to the house and up pops a wolf spider the size of a large man's hand. I nearly wet myself and, even as the chubette I was, flew over the fence and locked myself in the house just in case it tried to come in via the front door :) Daddy didn't believe me until he sprayed pesticide behind the bricks and found the corpse. Even he was a bit scared I think. That didn't make the news...geez, now I feel shunned by the news media. Spiders like fruit...remember to submerge grapes in water and wash them after you buy them. :)