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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • First, let me state that I am not by any means in shape. I'm ~40 pounds overweight (giving myself the benefit of the doubt) with high blood pressure and high cholesterol.

    I asked my doctor to check the state of my heart two years ago, and had one of those echo-thingamajigs performed.

    Now considering my state (or lack thereof) of physical fitness, I was surprised that I passed with flying colors.

    Even MORE surprising, though, was that my calves were burning long before I felt that I was in any other discomf