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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I've a friend whose sister announced she would be homeschooling her son to keep him away from those who might corrupt him (yeah, it was a religious thing.) She had an interesting conversation with her brother.

    Sister: "Could you tutor your nephew in math for me? You know math much better than I do."
    Brother: "I can't support my nephew being homeschooled by you! You think France is a city!"
    Sister: (long pause) "But France is a city."