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  • by djberg96 (2603) on 2005.03.09 14:53 (#38765) Journal
    I can see it now:

    Man sets crotch on fire with wooden laptop

    A man set himself on fire when his wooden laptop, covered in a highly flammable lacquer, caught fire.

    "It's those damn AMD processors", Mr. Crispy said, "they always run hot."