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Oldest excuse (Score:2)

by BooK (2612)

You do know that running into the bathroom door is actually the oldest (and probably poorest) excuse one can have for the stigmata of a fight?
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  by Beatnik (493)
  
  Do I really look like the fighting type? :)
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    by BooK (2612) <{book} {at} {cpan.org}> on 2004.11.24 4:06 (#36281) Homepage Journal
    
    Actually, with your stitches, you probably do look like the fighting type... The type that loses the fights and tries to hide it with lame excuses like "No, I wan't in a fight, I ran into the door. And then I was so dizzy, that I fell into the stairs. And bumped my head on the ramp. Twice.".
    
    You won't fool us. ;-)
    
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