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  • I've heard it expressed by many people in many forms (e.g. "things were so much better in the past") that I'm considering using personal violence as a means to wake those sad people.

    People never used to get so upset and threatening in the old days.
    • People never used to get so upset and threatening in the old days.

      You know, now that you mention it, you're right. People were so much more neighborly and considerate when I was growing up. I remember playing stick ball in Old Man Wither's yard while Aunt Ethel made her famous pink lemonade. People were good to each other in those days, you know?

      Oh wait -- I'm thinking of the Waltons again! Man, that metal plate in my head really does funny things to my memory!

      • Yeah, well, chivalry is dead too honey, go build that campfire and start beating that drum :) Get in touch with that inner savage but don't forget to take out the garbage. LOL. Admirable that you could make it through the entire book , but you just have to come by the house boy so I can set you up with a little more worthwhile reading :)

        Oh, and you will want a camera for your arrival at the St Louis "AmShack". Yes, I won't spoil it for you but it is a Kodak moment for the non-natives :)

        • Admirable that you could make it through the entire book

          Whoa! Put away that Jump to Conclusions Mat (tm)! I only read the introduction. Like dropping a hammer on a planet with Earth-normal gravity, I knew what would follow (hi Spock!).

          In an unrelated note, I wonder how much more my neighbor is going to vomit. Every morning and evening, I'm treated to the dulcet strains of regurgitation. Lucky me.