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Cats are domestic terrorists (Score:2, Funny)
Unlike most Americans, I know the face of my enemy. I've been living with him for 11 years [taskboy.com]. The torn furniture, the fuzzed clothing and the soiled carpets have become so commonplace to me that I'm numb to ever new atrocity. I've tried arming myself with water pistols, but he destroyed my munitions. Besides, the violence only escalated. In this war, there is no capituational -- only domination. WHY CAN'T I BRING MY CAT TO THE NEGOTIATING TABLE?