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Catching the Cretins (Score:1)

by dws (341) on 2002.12.24 17:29 (#15610) Homepage Journal

A friend-of-a-friend once ran naked from his house in the middle of the night, pausing only to grab a baseball bat, and caught the low-life cretin who was stealing his car radio. It's a shame that script kiddies are so much harder to catch.

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- Re:Catching the Cretins (Score:2)
  
  by petdance (2468)
  
  And what did the naked FOAF do with the cretin?
  Can you be intimidating when naked?
  
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  - Re:Catching the Cretins (Score:1)
    
    by dws (341)
    
    Can you be intimidating when naked?
    How would you feel when confronted with a naked screaming man armed with a baseball bat?
    He kept the perp cornered until the police arrived. (The police had been a few blocks away, investigating a prior car break-in the perp had done. They found a bunch of radios in the guy's back seat.)

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