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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • A friend-of-a-friend once ran naked from his house in the middle of the night, pausing only to grab a baseball bat, and caught the low-life cretin who was stealing his car radio. It's a shame that script kiddies are so much harder to catch.
    • And what did the naked FOAF do with the cretin?

      Can you be intimidating when naked?

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      xoa

      • Can you be intimidating when naked?

        How would you feel when confronted with a naked screaming man armed with a baseball bat?

        He kept the perp cornered until the police arrived. (The police had been a few blocks away, investigating a prior car break-in the perp had done. They found a bunch of radios in the guy's back seat.)