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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • by hotgrits (220) on 2000.05.30 17:32 (#239)
    ...without ACs people will be more afraid to talk about the hot grits that Natalie Portman has down her pants right now! And, who would know that I petrified her? No one! NO ONE! No one would know about the petrified hot grits down my pants right now, no one would know about the hot grits stephen segal ate for breakfast! PUT HOT GRITS DOWN YOUR PANTS NOW AND THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS