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Limes (Score:1)

by mako132 (2925) <esejamesNO@SPAMyahoo.com> on 2003.06.13 10:15 (#21063) Journal

Got real drunk at a party. Need a lime for my tequila shot and since the guy tending the bar (dorm room party) wasn't paying attention, I reached over, grabbed a cheap steak knife and it slipped as it tried to cut the lime. Spurted blood all over the table, but was so drunk that I was more embarrased than horrified.

Ended up stumbling up the street to the infirmary a couple of miles away, feeling stupid. Probably the worst part was that I making good progress with a particular lady ...

It would never have worked anyway... ;)

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