use Perl

CJAN

posted by pudge on 2002.04.01 12:05   

ask writes "Comprehensive Java Archive Network."

• Those java bastards stole CPAN! (Score:2, Funny)

  by jjohn (22)

  I hope Jarkko and Elaine are safe. Where will the terrorists stop?
  • Re:Those java bastards stole CPAN! (Score:3, Funny)

    by jhi (318)

    We are being retrained to proactively leverage the ecommerce explosion using end-to-end CRM to manage our J2EE deployment.
    
    • Re:Those java bastards stole CPAN! (Score:1)

      by babbage (2619)

      Oh god no they've brainwashed Jarkko! Quick someone give that man a camel ride!

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      • Re:Those java bastards stole CPAN! (Score:3, Funny)

        by hfb (74)

        Naw, It's just a tip of the hat to Sun :) The joke of it is that I found out that there is a CJAN at cjan.org only after I put up the page so...oh, well :)
  • Re:Those java bastards stole CPAN! (Score:1)

    by sumarjaya (2953)

    I hope "they" don't pollute the Perl Community, and I think that is not a funny game.
• YAY! (Score:1)

  by deus_x (81)

  Actually kinda had my hopes up there, for a bit. :)
• Never accept freebies! (Score:1)

  by jeppe (2852)

  Here the perl community accepts a few servers for free from sun, only to learn that they're hijacking our unique features like free libraries for lazy/incompetent/busy programmers. With the amount of code needed to implement a hash in java, lord-that-doesn't-exist knows they'll need CJAN..
• I missed April Fools'! (Score:2)

  by jdavidb (1361)

  So, is there an archive of this for those of us who were in Ukraine on April 1st?

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  J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers
• testing something (Score:1)

  by jamiemccarthy (664)

  don't mind me, I'm testing plugins/HumanConf