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Wanna Hack Perl for Tolkien?

posted by hfb on 2003.06.16 4:33   Printer-friendly
jhi writes "TORN, the fan website for Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies, wants Perl help."
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  • Anna one --
    OOO weee ooh I hack Perl like Buddy Hobbit...
    Oh oh and you're Galadriel
    I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
    I don't care 'bout that
    Anna two --
    What's with these Ringwraiths, dissing my Shire?
    Why do they gotta front?
    What did we ever do to these guys
    That made them so violent?
    My-pre-cious, but you know I'm yours
    My-pre-cious, and I know you're mine
    My-pre-cious, and that's for all time

    Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
    Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
    I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
    I don't care bout that

    Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
    I know that you need help
    Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
    You need Gandalf the Grey
    My-pre-cious, but you know I'm yours
    My-pre-cious, and I know you're mine
    My-pre-cious, and that's for all time

    Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
    Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
    I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
    I don't care bout that
    I don't care bout that

    Bang, bang a knock on the door
    Another big bang and you're down on the floor
    Oh no! How do we feel?
    Don't look now but I missed my meal
    I can't run and I can't kick
    What's a matter Bor' are you feeling sick?
    what's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
    What's a matter Bor', are you feeling blue? oh-oh!
    And that's for all time
    And that's for all time

    Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
    Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
    I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
    I don't care bout that
    I don't care bout that
    I don't care bout that
    I don't care bout that

    Anna three --
    My name is Frodo
    I'm carrying the ring
    Thanks for all who've read us
    But now we're in movies!
    Come sit next to me
    Pour yourself some tea
    Just like Bilbo made
    Before he ever found rings
    Things were better then
    Once but never again
    We've all left the den
    Let me tell you 'bout it

    The Fellowship left right on time
    Ringbearing costs only your mind
    The Wizard said, 'Hey man, we go all the way'
    Of course we were willing to pay

    Our name is Smeagol
    We gotta pocket full of your fishes
    They're fresh out of water
    But they're still makin' wishes (makin' wishes)
    Tell us what to do
    Now that Orcs have come --
    Now with Elephants!
    And you know what else?
    Guess what we received
    Out of Mordor today
    Words of deep concern
    From my little pressioussesss

    In Rohan it's not going as we planned
    Their warlord has fallen betranced
    The great Ents will not clear a path
    The wizard swears he learned his math

    The Uruk-hai are leaving home
    The Uruk-hai are leaving home
    The Uruk-hai are leaving home
    The Uruk-hai are leaving home
    No!

    The Uruk-hai are leaving home
    The Uruk-hai are leaving home
    The Uruk-hai are leaving home
    No! No! No!

    My name is Frodo

    Anna okay I'll stop now :-)
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    DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT REAL.

  • by jhi (318) <jhi@iki.fi> on 2003.06.19 3:49 (#21231) Homepage Journal
    Apparently the TORN people got already more than enough applicants, so if you already didn't leave your application in, you are late.