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Wanna Hack Perl for Tolkien?

posted by hfb on 2003.06.16 4:33   

jhi writes "TORN, the fan website for Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies, wants Perl help."

• *cough* *weezer* *cough* (Score:3, Funny)

  by babbage (2619) <{cdevers} {at} {cis.usouthal.edu}> on 2003.06.19 1:10 (#21227) Homepage Journal

  Anna one --

  OOO weee ooh I hack Perl like Buddy Hobbit...
  Oh oh and you're Galadriel
  I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
  I don't care 'bout that

  Anna two --

  What's with these Ringwraiths, dissing my Shire?
  Why do they gotta front?
  What did we ever do to these guys
  That made them so violent?
  My-pre-cious, but you know I'm yours
  My-pre-cious, and I know you're mine
  My-pre-cious, and that's for all time
  

  Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
  Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
  I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
  I don't care bout that
  

  Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
  I know that you need help
  Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
  You need Gandalf the Grey
  My-pre-cious, but you know I'm yours
  My-pre-cious, and I know you're mine
  My-pre-cious, and that's for all time
  

  Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
  Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
  I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
  I don't care bout that
  I don't care bout that
  

  Bang, bang a knock on the door
  Another big bang and you're down on the floor
  Oh no! How do we feel?
  Don't look now but I missed my meal
  I can't run and I can't kick
  What's a matter Bor' are you feeling sick?
  what's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
  What's a matter Bor', are you feeling blue? oh-oh!
  And that's for all time
  And that's for all time
  

  Oo-ee-oo I look just like Bilbo Hobbit
  Oh-oh, and you're Galadriel
  I don't care what they say about this stupid ring
  I don't care bout that
  I don't care bout that
  I don't care bout that
  I don't care bout that
  

  Anna three --

  My name is Frodo
  I'm carrying the ring
  Thanks for all who've read us
  But now we're in movies!
  Come sit next to me
  Pour yourself some tea
  Just like Bilbo made
  Before he ever found rings
  Things were better then
  Once but never again
  We've all left the den
  Let me tell you 'bout it
  

  The Fellowship left right on time
  Ringbearing costs only your mind
  The Wizard said, 'Hey man, we go all the way'
  Of course we were willing to pay
  

  Our name is Smeagol
  We gotta pocket full of your fishes
  They're fresh out of water
  But they're still makin' wishes (makin' wishes)
  Tell us what to do
  Now that Orcs have come --
  Now with Elephants!
  And you know what else?
  Guess what we received
  Out of Mordor today
  Words of deep concern
  From my little pressioussesss
  

  In Rohan it's not going as we planned
  Their warlord has fallen betranced
  The great Ents will not clear a path
  The wizard swears he learned his math
  

  The Uruk-hai are leaving home
  The Uruk-hai are leaving home
  The Uruk-hai are leaving home
  The Uruk-hai are leaving home
  No!
  

  The Uruk-hai are leaving home
  The Uruk-hai are leaving home
  The Uruk-hai are leaving home
  No! No! No!
  

  My name is Frodo
  

  Anna okay I'll stop now :-)

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  DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT REAL.

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• enough applications... (Score:3, Informative)

  by jhi (318) <jhi@iki.fi> on 2003.06.19 3:49 (#21231) Homepage Journal

  Apparently the TORN people got already more than enough applicants, so if you already didn't leave your application in, you are late.
  

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