From the if-you-send-me-something-stupid-I'll-probably-post-it file:
From: "U.S Embassy." <email@example.com>
Subject: Congratulations from U.S Embassy.
U.S Consulate General
387 Wichayanond Road
Chiang Mai 50300,Thailand
Congratulations,you have been selected as one of the lucky winners of the US VISA through our internet email extracting and screening machine,your application was applied and processed by our internet email extracting and screening machine which randomly extracts and scans millions of email adresses across the world.
This Special visa programme is new and was innovated by the US embassy in Kuala lumpur Malaysia last year november.The US Consulate in Chiang Mai launched the programme this year november,the programme is designed to be held every year ending.The aim and objectives of the programme is to give free visas to citizens of developing countries around the world to enable them travel to the US and start a new life and work.The Chiang Mai consulate released 12 visas in this regards and hopes to increase the visa number to 24 by late next year,you are among the 12 lucky people that won the visa and among the 5 foreigners that won the visa,7 visas were won by Thai nationals.
Just what I always wanted. A visa to visit the USA!