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ybiC (3108)

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I was born a poor black child...

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Wednesday February 18, 2004
10:16 PM

I'm INVINCIBLE! *or* Frostbite Falls Feigns Fortitude

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Securely harnassed via tether to the chimney, I managed to melt a small section of ice completely out of the frozen-far-past-overflowing south gutter. Then, using a hammer and cold chisel, I cut and chipped out small sections o'ice for hours on end until the entire gutter was free!

~ Free free, free at last! ~ I thank God almighty I'm free at last! ~

Next fall, I might just wrap the top section of downspouts with heat-tape, which would have haffachance of preventing them dammnable ice damns.

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