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Today the Philadelphia Daily News ran one of those "What ever happened to...?" articles about former local sports stars. One of the folks profiled was Bruce Lefkowitz, who was the center on the Penn basketball team when I was an undergrad there.

Here's what Lefko's been up to since he graduated:

Married 14 years to Coco Vanderslice (Fairleigh Dickinson '85), sister of Villanova '83 teammates Courtney and Stephanie (now Gaitley), former Saint Joseph's women's coach now at Long Island University...Has 6-year-old quadruplets and 4-year-old twins...Executive vice president of advertising sales for Fox Cable...Spent 5 years with Discovery Communications and 7 years with Turner Broadcasting.

About those kids: "I just hope they [quads Trent James, Kyle Anne, Jenna Lynne, Coby Tyde; twin girls Brady and Kendall] look like their mother and play like their father, although Coco reminds me she was the four-year captain and scholarship athlete in the family."

Might be time to start laying off those fertility drugs...